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This is a great picture of Mikey. I haven't read the story this picture goes with, but from what I can see, Mikey is engaged in a battl...

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Dealer Of Death



His name is Ryder,
He's deadly like a Black Widow spider,

He won't hesitate to bring your life to an end,
If you don't believe me, just ask Kramer, his dead friend,

Ryder put a bullet in his head just for getting on his nerves,
And if you ask him why he did it, he'll just tell you the idiot got what he deserves,

Then he decided to head towards Florida's border,
His visage was altered and he felt a name change was in order,

He used to be Ryder Johnston,
And he just had weed to sell,
Now he'll kill you just for fun,
And he's known as Samael,

With a vampiric grin and eyes that mirror that of hell,
And an obsession with mothers that he cannot quell,

Armed with a straight blade razor and not of sound mind,
Once his plan is set in motion, his family ties will be left behind,

Back in the day, Warlock was his drug of choice,
Now, he's sporting jet black skin and a soothing bass voice,

He was once a drug dealer, he's now a dealer of death,
Who won't think twice to take away your last breath,

His depravity knows no bounds,
When he's through with you, you'll be heading to the cemetery grounds,

Or to the trauma center for a psych evaluation,
Because of the horrific, carnal situation,

You had just endured,
Throughout the whole ordeal from your eyes tears had poured,
And all your pleas for mercy he had ignored,

Gabe and Joker are the first ones on his list,
His Dad and his Gramps are gonna regret getting him pissed,

That ends this story for now, I hope you enjoyed this rhythmic retelling of Ryder's fate,
And maybe I'll continue it after Asylum's next update!

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PinkLover-chan Apr 7, 2014   Digital Artist
... erm...

This is probably the silliest thing I'll post to you, but...

I saw this on my dashboard on Tumblr and instantly thought of you. XD

zodiacsociety.tumblr.com/post/…

*runs away now*
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CarnalClown Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
O wow that sounds like me!!
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PinkLover-chan Apr 7, 2014   Digital Artist
I thought it sounded cute. ^^ So don't feel bad when you can't be on here that much. We understand. :)
Btw: how is your son doing?
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CarnalClown Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Logan is eating a lot and still kinda warm but huge improvement ^^
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TheWickedWordsmith Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey, love. :3
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CarnalClown Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hey <3
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TheWickedWordsmith Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
How ya doin?? :D
I just saw it!! :D
Looks amazing!! :D

why do you upload things so small lately?? :frustrated: XDD
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CarnalClown Apr 7, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Hm...Im trying to figure out a few things on my program, image size was a bit more difficult since I don't know much about it : /
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MissMinion Apr 7, 2014  Student General Artist
Thank you for the fav! ^w^
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TheWickedWordsmith Apr 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Still around, love? :3
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